Of all the driving schools I've attended driving school uk has been th

Published Tuesday, 25th Aug 08:27 BST

Of all the driving schools I've attended driving school uk has been the best. It gives all its students a new car. It's wonderful. But there is something about Driving School UK that is terrible, and if people found out, it would be destroyed.

The truth is that there was a monster deep down in the basement of the school. Every once in a while the teachers would take a kid that they didn't like down in the depths of Driving School UK and feed him to that monster. The monster's name was Orak. The teachers were growing him. He had originally fallen from the sky. The staff of Driving School UK took him and nursed him back to health. Now they were about ready to unleash him upon the Earth.

They had been planning it for six years. They hated their jobs. They just wanted everyone dead. So they started feeding it children to get it so strong that it was unstoppable.

Finally the day came when Orak was ready for his mission. They opened his cage, and he came wobbling out. Orak was not a smart creature, but he was incredibly strong. He was very dangerous.

The first thing Orak did was look at his masters. But all he saw was food. He grabbed the teachers by their scrawny heads and bit them off one by one, drinking the blood from within. The Orak broke out of the basement. He ran through the halls, looking for fresh humans.

Suddenly the bell rang, and all the students came out into the hallway. There were screams as the students saw the monster. Orak got a couple humans, but most of them got away. One kid called the Army. The Army came with two trucks full of men. They also brought a tank. But even a tank could not stop Orak. Nothing could.

But one of the students was carrying a banana. Orak loved potassium for some reason. He took the banana and ate it whole. Now everyone knew how to control Orak. They put a line of bananas down leading to a cage. Orak followed the bananas, and when he was inside the cage, he closed it. He tried to get out, but the cage was strong enough to hold him.

All the students were sworn under oath to keep it a secret, and today the school runs as if nothing happened. But I'm not afraid to tell the truth.

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